I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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