Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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