Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just puked most of my soul out..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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