ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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