have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wish i was in the wii world.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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