talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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