can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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