anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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