We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
