Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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