This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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