Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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