ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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