Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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