I want to walk on stilts...naked
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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