Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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