How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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