If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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