I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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