I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Someone shit on the floor
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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