lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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