what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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she pinky promised me she was 18
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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