i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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