My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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