brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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