i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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