I feel great
I just peed on a car
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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