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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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