Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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