I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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