exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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