i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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