Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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