I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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