I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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