It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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