i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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