I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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