Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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