Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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