Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
do nipples grow back?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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