You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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