I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize