I'm really into asian looking animals
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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