I CAN MOONWALK!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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