Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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