All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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