u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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