I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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