The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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