ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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