Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i think my cat just said my name.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
