Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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