My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You coming home soon, man?
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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