I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I want to have your abortion
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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