I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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