She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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