I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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