You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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